manda

"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will."

July 16, 2012 10:32 pm

Things I Say While Driving

  • Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
  • Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
  • Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: Nope, roof rack.
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